Here’s a trend that combines dubious promises of internal harmony with pretty solid indignity: vaginal steaming. What is a v-steam, you might ask? It’s a purportedly delightful process that involves sitting or squatting on top of a simmering tea, of sorts, that supposedly offesr cleansing and purifying properties. And since it’s a service that’s been endorsed by Gwyneth Paltrow, you can feel confident that it’s basically worthless.
But what if you’re just not happy with your lady bits? Are you doomed to forever be the owner of a nether region you wouldn’t wish on your bitterest enemies? Well, not necessarily. There’s always genital rejuvenation.
What Is Genital Rejuvenation?
If you’re having issues with your genital appearance, join the club. Let’s face it—no one’s naughty bits are particularly attractive. And those of us who do happen to possess exceptionally good-looking sets of genitals aren’t really in the position to prove it to the world at large. However, if you feel as though your hoo-ha could use a little enhancement, genital rejuvenation could help.
The phrase “genital rejuvenation” can be used to describe a number of different procedures, but most often refers to either vaginoplasty or labiaplasty. Vaginoplasty can improve the too-loose feeling many women complain about after having children, while labiaplasty gives particularly unruly labia a tidier, more proportionate look.
When it comes to the vajayjay and all of the mysteries that lurk therein, we’d like to strenuously recommend that you listen only to yourself and your cosmetic gynecologist for purposes of maintaining health, cleanliness and comfort, and not so much to a movie star.
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