Med Spa

smiling womanThe idea of plastic surgery is all very well and good if you’ve got jillions of dollars just burning a hole in your pocket… right next to all that extra free time you can spend lounging around during recovery. For the rest of us broke and busy folk, there’s non-surgical med spa treatments!

  • BOTOX® – BOTOX has gotten a bad rap for freezing your facial expressions in place, complete with Spock eyebrows. Listen, that’s only bad BOTOX. Good BOTOX is like a damn miracle.
  • Cellulite Treatment – Ladies, cottage cheese is not now, has never been, and never will be sexy. Skip those snake-oil creams and ditch the dimples with cellulite treatments that really work.
  • Chemical Peels – Chemical peels have to be one of the simplest, best-kept anti-aging secrets for keeping your complexion looking young and fresh without surgery.
  • Injectable Fillers – Don’t find your laugh lines particularly funny? Or wanna plump up your kisser? Injectable fillers are the answer.
  • Laser Hair Removal – Waxing and shaving are sooooo yesterday. Nowadays, laser hair removal is the best way to tidy up your unruly bikini line.
  • Laser Resurfacing – If you imagine laser skin resurfacing will leave you looking like you got caught in a house fire, you’re probably thinking of older, crappier laser technology. Today’s laser resurfacing options are the bomb: minimal downtime, maximum results.
  • Microdermabrasion – Still using that tired old apricot scrub to exfoliate? Please don’t. Microdermabrasion offers a much better way to slough off dulling, dead skin cells, along with minimizing wrinkles and facial scars and improving skin tone.
  • Microneedling – Poking your entire face all over with teeny tiny needles? Sure, why not! Especially when it delivers THESE kinds of results!
  • miraDry® – Raise your hand if you’re sure you never want to deal with embarrassing sweat stains ever again!
  • Skin Care – Snail facials and sheep placenta and bee venom, oh my! Don’t worry; there are still plenty of legit options out there for serious skin care results minus the gross factor.