The internet has always been filled with myths, half-truths and outright lies. But man, the pandemic has really brought out the crazy.
You’ve got people arguing about parasite medications and Nicki Minaj talking about her cousin’s friend’s testicles. Now, there are people claiming their COVID vaccine came with a bonus boob job.
Ladies, I wish I was kidding. I really, really do.
A Boob Job in a Jab
OK, let’s dive into these vaccine boob job claims.
According to multiple women, for their entire adult lives, they were lacking in the chest department. Then, they got the COVID vaccine.
A free boob job from Pfizer? Not from the vaccine. Sorry!
Specifically, the Pfizer vaccine.
Then, within weeks, their breasts magically grew. Most women reporting they experienced this phenomenon claim they went up a cup size, but there are those who claim their boobs were boosted two sizes or more.
Considering the vaccine is free of charge, that sounds like a complementary boob job. Thanks, Uncle Sam!
The Vaccine Augmentation: Too Good to Be True?
Listen, getting breast augmentation benefits from a simple shot sounds great. It also sounds too good to be true. Because it is.
Let’s take a look at some common side effects of the various COVID vaccines:
- Redness
- Pain
- Swelling
- Headaches
- Flu-like symptoms
You know what’s not on there? Sudden centerfold boobs free of charge.
So, Are These Women Lying?
Probably some of them are. TikTok is a weird place, and some of these women likely saw someone who legit noticed an increase in cup size after the vaccine and then just started parroting the talking points. However, there are explanations for why you might notice a size change after your vaccine.
For one, a rare side effect of the COVID vax is inflammation of the lymph nodes. As it ends up, you have these in your breasts. When they swell, they can cause the breasts to look and feel larger. However, they also create lumps that can be mistaken for cancer. So if swollen lymph nodes were the root of the boob boost, you’d think these women would notice, but who knows.
So what is the more likely cause? Listen, lockdown has gotten even the best of us, and the most likely cause of these newly larger breasts is good old weight gain.
Most people have gained two pounds a month since the start of COVID. That’s 36 pounds. And when we gain weight, we don’t just gain it in one spot; it goes everywhere, including our boobs.
As for why people are noticing this after the vaccine, it takes time to notice changes in our bodies, and the vaccine rollout started around the time that many people were hitting that magical number of pounds gained.
So, What Exactly Is the Moral of the Story Here?
Basically, if you are looking to boost your immunity against COVID, get the vaccine. If you are looking to boost your bust, get a boob job. The vaccine is not a shortcut to the body you want. So start looking up surgeons near you and schedule a consultation.
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