There’s no shortage of, shall we say, creative and downright outlandish contraptions designed to make your boobs look bigger and perkier. But if you haven’t found out first-hand yet, most of these wacky breast enhancement options are a total waste of your time. Why not give up on these weird gimmicks and treat yourself to a real boob job?
Boob Tape
You know what boobs are and you know what tape is. Put the two together, and you have one of the most popular boob-enhancing sensations on the internet right now.
If the thought of taping your boobs into place before a night out on the town doesn’t sound too appealing, maybe you ought to look into your breast lift options with a real cosmetic surgeon instead.
Magic Boob Cream
Ladies, can we be done with the busty boob firming lotions, creams, pills, etc., etc.? These “natural breast enhancement” gimmicks have never worked in the past, don’t work now and won’t work any time in the foreseeable future.
For the love of all that is holy, put the boob cream down and walk away.
A Tiny Coreset for Your Ta-Tas
You’ve seen these all over social media, right? It’s a stick-on silicone push-up bra with a built-in tiny corset in the middle to create the illusion of bigger boobies and dramatic cleavage. If you ask me, this contraption belongs in the dark ages.
So what’s a girl to do if she wants a little extra oomph in the breast department? Sit down with a qualified cosmetic surgeon and talk about real breast enhancement options that’ll give you real results.
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